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    Curated by Thor Harris and released on Joyful Noise Recordings’ White Label Series, "A Young Person’s Guide to HUG" is a remixed and/or remastered "best of" collection of HUG's charmingly sophomoric yet anthemic songs. The collection is HUG's only vinyl record.

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lyrics

My boyfriend wears athletic socks
I run my fingers through his curly locks
Both of us are hard as rocks
We suck each other's cocks

My boyfriend's in the NFL
All you other bitches can go to hell
My boyfriend's in the NFL
All you other bitches can go to hell

My boyfriend's in the NFL
All you other bitches can go to hell
My boyfriend's in the NFL
All you other bitches can go to hell

Excuse me, I'm gay
Some people they call us gay
But I enjoy being gay
And you better believe my boyfriend's gay

My boyfriend's in the NFL
All you other bitches can go to hell
My boyfriend's in the NFL
All you other bitches can go to hell

My boyfriend's in the NFL
All you other bitches can go to hell
My boyfriend's in the NFL
All you other bitches can go to hell

He is bigger than me
Makes a living off brutality
The fans and coaches
They don't know about me
I wait for him after the game on my knees

My boyfriend's in the NFL
My boyfriend's in the NFL
Just like Howard Cosell

My boyfriend's in the NFL . . .

Tonight, the Bears, the Packers and the Oilers
In a Monday night, gridiron ménage à trois
[b-nah-nah-nah-nah . . .]

My boyfriend's in the NFL
All you other bitches can go to hell
My boyfriend's in the NFL
All you other bitches can go to hell

He wants a Super Bowl ring
I want a Wedding ring
Both of us have our cock rings
And other exciting things

My boyfriend's in the NFL

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from A Young Person​’​s Guide to HUG, track released September 6, 2019

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HUG Austin, Texas

HUG is a happily deranged band that creates fun, sexually oriented music full of modern political views and openly taboo aspects of modern, repressed sexuality. Their charmingly sophomoric yet anthemic songs get stuck in your head and can have you dancing in fits. They are an institution and chapter in Austin weirdness. ... more

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